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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
