im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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