found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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