Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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