I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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