i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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