i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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