I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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