If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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