Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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