Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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