as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
he fucked my hip out of place.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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