I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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