i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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