i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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