did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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