Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so let's talk penis.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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