How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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