Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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