this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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