Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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