hell yes lets make some ravioli
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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