Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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