Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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