: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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