You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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