A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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