i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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