Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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