But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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