Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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