We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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