that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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