i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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