I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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