but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
