how hairy? two words: wookie tits
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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