just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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