I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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