Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
love makes seman taste better
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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