and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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