did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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