He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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