Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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