I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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