WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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