have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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