All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm at about main and main street
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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