I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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