new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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