I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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